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Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24490) - you deserved it (1603)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22754) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States



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