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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1987 (27 years)
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About malconjo : smugness is a trait I use only in winter.

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Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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