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malay96
  • Town/Country : Wiscannsin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About malay96 : I'm a pretty awesome girl when you get to know me. I'm here to read fmls to make me laugh I don't like commenting on people's. I'm currently a senior at a school in Wisconsin. If you have any questions about football:) ask. BTW I LOVE FOOTBALL. GOOO PACKERS AND BADGERS. AND IM A BASEBALL AND SOCCER AND BASKETBALL GIRL. Any team in Wisconsin I like except the Hartford oriels I despise them.

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27773) - you deserved it (3817)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by twohoursclosertodeath (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by Brittany (woman) - United States



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