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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (18166)

On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (9073)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States



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