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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (9751)

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