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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1231
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55902) - you deserved it (12074)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

#13694009
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23291) - you deserved it (2451)

On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9486) - you deserved it (36865)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (5278)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (2502)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
83 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (4609)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it is my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML

#13589791
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31927) - you deserved it (2756)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:08pm - animals - by sambo99 - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35674) - you deserved it (3580)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36535) - you deserved it (4128)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (4497)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (2965)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41061) - you deserved it (3207)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28094) - you deserved it (3605)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

#13498140
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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