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Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35638) - you deserved it (8256)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46475) - you deserved it (25263)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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