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Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by AFH2O / 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by paywithpoop / 06/22/2014 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
by cheap / 06/18/2014 at 9:42am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Money
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
by BrefODM / 06/12/2014 at 11:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML
by julie24 / 05/29/2014 at 10:30pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML
by outsmartedbykids / 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture…