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magicalcallum09
  • Town/Country : bradford, uk
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magicalcallum09 : i enjoy electropop and pessimism, t.v and video games are good for the soul, love music, friends and the cinema.

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Today, my mom was really mad at me and I was driving her to the grocery store. As she was coming out, I decided to be a good daughter and drive right up to the door so she doesn't have to walk to the car. I ran her over. FML

#4299527 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (35196) - you deserved it (16978)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

#3262847 (372)

I agree, your life sucks (5861) - you deserved it (83698)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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