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About magical_unicorn : Hi! I'm Manny :D I'm from dublin and i'm hoping to become a fashion designer P: i love all music but mostly rock music (cause it rawks ^w^) i also love manga, cats, playing bass, Japan, project runway, bones, house, gilmore girls, pink hair, unicorns, computers, video games and nerds :)

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Today, ma girlfriend of looool 2 yeres broke up wit me because se said I was more of a woman tan se was. I yelld out, "I HATE YOU!" an startd to cry. Se ten took a tampon out of er purse, andd it to me, laugd, an walkd away. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (68333)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I daringly trid that fish-bath thing , where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it , and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet , at least 20 of the fish did. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, IT APPEARS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND VISITED AN INTERNET WEB PAGE CALLED "HOW TO CONFESS TO HAVING AN AFFAIR." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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