Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magical_unicorn : Hi! I'm Manny :D I'm from dublin and i'm hoping to become a fashion designer P: i love all music but mostly rock music (cause it rawks ^w^) i also love manga, cats, playing bass, Japan, project runway, bones, house, gilmore girls, pink hair, unicorns, computers, video games and nerds :)

magical_unicorn's page activity

Visits<b>mrsfarrell</b> - the 06/23/2010 at 2:19am<b>navybabebridget</b> - the 05/23/2010 at 11:04pm<b>blindyblonde13</b> - the 05/22/2010 at 5:51pm<b>Ms_Jessie22</b> - the 05/22/2010 at 5:35pm<b>sk8rgrl1016</b> - the 04/20/2010 at 4:51pm

magical_unicorn's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

magical_unicorn's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19225) - you deserved it (71765)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34879) - you deserved it (6274)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML


I agree, your life sucks (57469) - you deserved it (5782)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML


I agree, your life sucks (76111) - you deserved it (5170)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: