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About magical_unicorn : Hi! I'm Manny :D I'm from dublin and i'm hoping to become a fashion designer P: i love all music but mostly rock music (cause it rawks ^w^) i also love manga, cats, playing bass, Japan, project runway, bones, house, gilmore girls, pink hair, unicorns, computers, video games and nerds :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
Friday 27 February 2015