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About magical_unicorn : Hi! I'm Manny :D I'm from dublin and i'm hoping to become a fashion designer P: i love all music but mostly rock music (cause it rawks ^w^) i also love manga, cats, playing bass, Japan, project runway, bones, house, gilmore girls, pink hair, unicorns, computers, video games and nerds :)

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17176) - you deserved it (68094)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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