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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About maggieisbatman : Theatre, art, music, and fandoms. In all honesty, I only read these to make myself feel better about my crappy existence.

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Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7902) - you deserved it (104355)

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