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Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15105) - you deserved it (2443)
On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version
Monday 17 June 2013
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