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Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 2:33pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (2146)
On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States
Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 12:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 12:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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