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Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States
Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States
Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
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Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
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Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)
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