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Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14807) - you deserved it (26884)
On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
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Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (3154)
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)
Monday 20 May 2013
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