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Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
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