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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6659
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 44 posted

About maemismile : I like batman, theatre, and cats. That's about it.

If your end game is nudes, don't bother.

But seriously, don't message me. And realllyyyyy don't call me ma'am.

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maemismile's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML

#21467934
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (1487)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML

#21467927
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (2610)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

#21467918
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27800) - you deserved it (2483)

On 09/13/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

#21467271
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (1436)

On 09/11/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by hale_551 (woman) -

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

#21467226
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML

#21467190
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (8368)

On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

#21466816
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (2829)

On 09/10/2015 at 7:09am - misc - by myrkes (woman) - Switzerland (Thurgau)

Today, I was let go from my dream job for requesting Photoshop as well as Illustrator. I was hired to create marketing materials. Guess I should have just used Paint. FML

#21466351
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23178) - you deserved it (1522)

On 09/08/2015 at 11:34pm - work - by :'( - United States (California)

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML

#21465159
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23069) - you deserved it (2601)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

#21465097
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (2467)

On 09/06/2015 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML

#21464501
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29077) - you deserved it (2685)

On 09/04/2015 at 1:01pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (4818)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28802) - you deserved it (3081)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)



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