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Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25am - health - by Missusluv313 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 1:57am - work - by HeyArnold91 - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)
Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
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Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States
Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)
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