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  • Number of visits : 5397
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About maemismile : I like batman, theatre, and cats. That's about it.

If your end game is nudes, don't bother.

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Fucked!<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:32pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:53pm<b>thevelociraptor</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:38pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:47am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:26pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:54am<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:16pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:54pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:13pm<b>ranjithbvk</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:22pm<b>pogopogopogo</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 2:53am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:06pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:13pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:44pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:10am

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maemismile's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (2968)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27882) - you deserved it (4037)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2153)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32413) - you deserved it (2982)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39679) - you deserved it (6465)

On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31172) - you deserved it (2907)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML

#21407667
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36991) - you deserved it (2023)

On 05/10/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (4361)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

#21401411
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30983) - you deserved it (4549)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38958) - you deserved it (2793)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML

#21397904
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (2459)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:06am - work - by -_- (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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