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mae18
  • Town/Country : ontario, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19900) - you deserved it (1777)

On 12/23/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Muffinhater (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25874) - you deserved it (4011)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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