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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 106
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About madsymoo : I have pretty great boobs and a cat.

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Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


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On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML


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On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny and took a picture of it. 20 minutes later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. FML

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML


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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML


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On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML


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On 07/18/2013 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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