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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75004) - you deserved it (10601)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14135) - you deserved it (3056)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)



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