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Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)



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