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  • Town/Country : Tallinn, Estoni
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (23 years)
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Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8122) - you deserved it (36460)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9304) - you deserved it (26809)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

#15945280 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (20799) - you deserved it (4889)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (2795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25608) - you deserved it (5153)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1320) - you deserved it (2181)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)



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