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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32682) - you deserved it (7002)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML


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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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