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Today, I am still coughing . I was diagnosd withhooping cough last week,hich apparently cannot be treatd . Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant . FML

#5286391
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (3953)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, After Picking Up My 6 Year Old From School, He Says, "Drew Said His Dad Could Beat U Up." I Told Him That He Needs To Respect His Own Father More And Stand Up Fir Me! I Get Home, Look Up His Class Roster And Low And Behold, Drew's Dad Beat Me Up In Jr. High. FML

#5189179
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (18093)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:11pm - work - by jeph23 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was having a really bad day an told friend at lunch about how stressd I was an he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he textd me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45830) - you deserved it (6981)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." mega FML

#5144800
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (50166)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

#5022453
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (38464)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was curiou as tohether or not mah mom was off of her medication. When I asked her , she looool pulled a knife on me. Looks lyk I got mah answer. FML

#4905255
38 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friend snuck up on me an yelled, "Gotca!" I screamed an dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, wite kitcen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitcen. FML

#4876384
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (4064)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (44127)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so , the door closd behind me , so naturally I pushd it , only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelld to my manager fir 10 minutes before help came. FML

#4650145
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38931) - you deserved it (5122)

On 08/19/2009 at 4:44am - work - by ohno. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... after dating girlfriend fir about a month she decided to change her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in the relationship with. FML

#4533889
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48223) - you deserved it (5068)

On 08/14/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by waitthatsnotme (man) - United States (California)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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