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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machinaexdeus : So, I guess this is where you write some sort of presentation of yourself.
That's just too much fucking work.

Track & field, language, music, movies, games, longboarding, sleep, food, travel. Yeah, I think that pretty much sums it up.

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Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous