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About machinaexdeus : So, I guess this is where you write some sort of presentation of yourself.
That's just too much fucking work.
Track & field, language, music, movies, games, longboarding, sleep, food, travel. Yeah, I think that pretty much sums it up.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015