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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (21 years)
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About machinaexdeus : So, I guess this is where you write some sort of presentation of yourself.
That's just too much fucking work.

Track & field, language, music, movies, games, longboarding, sleep, food, travel. Yeah, I think that pretty much sums it up.

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Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML


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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML


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