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About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over 2 yeres said he wants to get married before he leaves 4 basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
Today , aftar finally moving into a battar naighborhood , my family and I wara graatad by tha aldarly coupla who liva window to window to us. How? By haaring tham hava sax loudly and than praying for forgivanass avan loudar. Walcoma to tha naighborhood! maga FML
TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015