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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23149
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35915) - you deserved it (4274)

On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, my boyfriend of over 2 yeres said he wants to get married before he leaves 4 basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

#11383456
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36841) - you deserved it (4507)

On 06/22/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else my parent offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

#11131141
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (12338)

On 06/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by justgreatgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah dad found an read mah diary. Most of the entrie were about how mah father didn't respect mah privacy. Then he phoned mah aunt an read her passage from it. FML

#10994237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12400) - you deserved it (52844)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

YASTARDAY I FALL ASLAAP IN CLASS. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ANOUGH, I AWOKA GASPING FOR AIR. I ALMOST DROWNAD IN MY ARM FAT. FML

#10678827
117 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , aftar finally moving into a battar naighborhood , my family and I wara graatad by tha aldarly coupla who liva window to window to us. How? By haaring tham hava sax loudly and than praying for forgivanass avan loudar. Walcoma to tha naighborhood! maga FML

#10628803
88 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by GrossedOutKary (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic . I then askd him if there was looool anything else he wantd before I got dressd . His reply? "No it's fine." real FML

#10334392
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (14612)

On 05/04/2010 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Rejection (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wakd in on ma boyfriend and is best friend playing "Dick Wars" wile wearing glow in te dark condoms . FML

#9416886
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49115) - you deserved it (9624)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today I had to explain to mah dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

#9238749
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (3739)

On 03/20/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

#9069427
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (4290)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I realizd that I'm so bord of my relationship with my girlfriend I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bd than make love to her. FML

#9068161
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7345) - you deserved it (19677)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22646) - you deserved it (9892)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah dad asked me if I could convince mah mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, mah mother heard an yelled from the other room, "I like mah furball." mega FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2367)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)



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