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machiko
  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 21377
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11483) - you deserved it (47620)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

#12894128
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34414) - you deserved it (5058)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML

#12815819
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (3404)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643
160 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

#12646207
80 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

#12619171
87 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 2:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML

#12580097
98 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 8:30am - love - by tina - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

#12563425
281 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
160 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

#12449914
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (3857)

On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (7779)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

#12080410
94 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)



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