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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 22871
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15003) - you deserved it (38129)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (82887)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

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