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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 24633
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

machiko's page activity

Visits<b>lego_otter</b> - yesterday at 10:20pm<b>GuardedCrayfish</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 7:24pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:30am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:09pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:07pm<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:17pm<b>bheaze</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 3:34am<b>Rammer3500</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:47pm<b>illviviate</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Kidd_Ant</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:48am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 6:45pm<b>longhairedmale</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 11:18am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 9:59am<b>madi10647</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 9:06pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 2:33pm<b>mcr101</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 10:33am<b>Sunflora219</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 6:10pm<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:57pm

Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:30am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:45pm<b>JCX2</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:14pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:15am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:13am<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 2:59pm<b>mattv88</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 7:00am<b>jomar_19</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:34am<b>Bree06</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:31pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:20am<b>sherry_berryxoxo</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 9:27pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:37am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

machiko's favorite FMLs

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

by Daemon / 10/27/2008 at 12:57am / Intimacy