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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22768
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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machiko's favorite FMLs

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67668) - you deserved it (6999)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

#37272
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35366) - you deserved it (2975)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (8440)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45808) - you deserved it (8058)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (3462)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "i'm bored." FML

#7619
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41376) - you deserved it (6801)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

#5886
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24707) - you deserved it (2452)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

#5069
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44810) - you deserved it (6758)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (9840)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20024) - you deserved it (7754)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14433) - you deserved it (36784)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40082) - you deserved it (4812)

On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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