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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23151
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" an the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71567) - you deserved it (6933)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS TELLING MY BOYFRIEND I HAD FAKE ORGASMS ALL THE TIME TO PISS HIM OFF. HE REPLIED: "THAT'S OKAY, I'M F***ING THREE OTHER GRLS." MEGA FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52511) - you deserved it (134197)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

#194766
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97340) - you deserved it (6041)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I CAME HOME TO FINE THAT MY ROOM HAD BEEN RANSACKED. MY MOM COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AN SAYS THAT WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. I FREAKED OUT THINKING IT WAS ALL THE EMPTY ALCOHOL BOTTLES UNDER MY BED. MY MOM HOLDS UP THE BIRTH CONTROL AN SAYS "I ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A WHORE." FML

#185042
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62444) - you deserved it (17171)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Mom Bougt Me A T-srt From Te Store. It As Te U.S. Marines Logo On It And Says "Marines' Grlfriend". I'm A Straigt 16 Year Old Boy And My Mom Only Reads And Speaks Spanis. FML

#168522
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55530) - you deserved it (4284)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194200) - you deserved it (126792)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , I Accidentally Walked In On Mah Girlfriend Masturbating So I Said To Her , "Need A Hand With That?" To Which She Replied "I'm Doing Fine Here On Mah Own , Don't Ruin It." FML

#112379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86158) - you deserved it (21466)

On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WANT TO THA STORA TO BUY SOMA CONDOMS FIR MY GIRLFRIAND, KIM AND I!! I WAS IN A RUSH AND WHAN I LOOKAD AT THA CASHIAR RAALIZAD IT WAS HAR FATHAR!! NARVOUS AND HOPING TO RAASSURA HIM, I GO "DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT USING THASA WITH KIM." THAT DIDN'T HALP!! FAT FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25998) - you deserved it (67096)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today whila I was making out with my boyfriand ha laft my dorm suddanly without talling ma whara ha was going. A faw hours latar ha taxtad ma to tall ma that baing with ma mada him faal dirty an ha had gona to confassion. Ha than callad ma a sinnar. raal FML

#99945
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76292) - you deserved it (7088)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I complimented mah mom with "Hey, I think u lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think u looool found it." fat FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44203) - you deserved it (6262)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke alway left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernail an putting them in the can. FML

#67274
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (51516)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore

2DAY I TOLD MAH DAD I WAS LEAVING TO GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. HE LOOKD AT ME LAUGHING AN SAID ( SEE U IN A DECADE. ) FML

#52270
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39551) - you deserved it (5985)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for tha frst tima and ha told ma I was in luck. Whan I askad y ha rapliad, ( I lika littla boobs. ) FML

#47505
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52350) - you deserved it (6157)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a fratarnity party, and ona of tha hosts said ovar tha loudspaakar "turn to tha parson naxt to you and pictura tham nakad, than drink a baar if tha mantal imaga disturbs you". I turnad, only to ba faca-to-faca with my ax-boyfriand. Ha drank two baars. maga FML

#47156
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (5117)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)



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