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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23152
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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Taday I putted my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, putted some sensual music on, an looool got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriendhen he cummed home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He cummed home an didn't come in my room fir 20 minutes because of a football game. FML

#5369463
37 comments

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On 09/20/2009 at 10:17am - intimacy - by seminole711 (woman) - United States (Florida)

I tried to wake my usband up in te middle of te nigt by kissing im deeply and massaging is neck and soulders!! He opens is eyes looks at me says "No" and goes back to sleep!! FML

#5306041
52 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by turnoff (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
131 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with mah mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in mah mouth. FML

#5128135
110 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 3:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

2day I realizd that my cat has been laid more times than me. real FML

#5054885
59 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by LaurahLunatic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was helping mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me an says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

#4907075
107 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, My Moter Told Me I Sould Tink About Quitting Scool!! Se Explained Tat Te Reason Was Because Se Didn't Want Me To Be More Successful Tan My Older Sisters!! FML

#4862674
113 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking wit my usband, olding ands, wen a man wit a rainbow srt on came up to us!! He said, ( I'm so glad tat gay men can go out in public witout being embarassed nowdays! ) He patted me on te back and walked away!! I'm a woman!! FML

#4823053
109 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by offendedfemme (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, Boyfriend And I Were Getting Pretty Hot And Heavy, And Then He Said, "Lets Pretend U R Someone Else." FML

#4590136
104 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by somebodyelse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him an noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with an he was in the bathroom. mega FML

#4580514
163 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was planning on asking out a grl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the grl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejectd via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

#4562834
55 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter . After I cleaned up her spill an remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked drectly past the tip jar, an left the store . FML

#4511734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43166) - you deserved it (3012)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML

#4472401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50781) - you deserved it (6989)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by maidmyday (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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