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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 24284
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

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machiko's favorite FMLs

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34858) - you deserved it (2902)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

#6786909
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (2893)

On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (7536)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch". I had to wash his plate. FML

#6752832
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (2001)

On 12/14/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by militarywife2b - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

#6725334
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

#6708463
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17882) - you deserved it (24137)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to court. We are all college students, and for next semester, we will be on probation and have to do 8 hours of community service, as well as a $25 fine each. All for swinging on swings in the park after dark. FML

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

#6677615
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:31am - love - by im_not_me (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (5018)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

#6544765
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35637) - you deserved it (12750)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:00am - love - by toastedguy (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64161) - you deserved it (6784)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10128) - you deserved it (46901)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (2623)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML

#6433676
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (3794)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:49am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place and have sex. FML



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