Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

machiko

Search for a member

machiko

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23831
  • Number of comments : 196
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About machiko : I believe in nothing. Not the end and not the start.

machiko's page activity

Visits<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 1:23am<b>Death_The_Kid15</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:33pm<b>liv1222</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 10:14am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 8:24pm<b>steven1alpha</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:54am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:47pm<b>ForGodAndMusic</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 10:17am<b>krazayman</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:57pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:12pm<b>PrincessBambii</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 12:27pm<b>chager59</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:56pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 7:22pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:39am<b>rabbiddog</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:26pm<b>CassidyQueen98</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:58am<b>devildog562</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:56pm<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:50pm

Fucked!<b>mattv88</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 7:00am<b>jomar_19</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 5:34am<b>Bree06</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:31pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:20am<b>sherry_berryxoxo</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 9:27pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:37am

machiko's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

machiko's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37488) - you deserved it (11126)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36756) - you deserved it (13739)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36756) - you deserved it (13739)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (45369)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16855) - you deserved it (34793)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48381) - you deserved it (5705)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

#14669069
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27525) - you deserved it (6080)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25707) - you deserved it (5757)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

#14386335
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (5995)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

#14330931
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (5500)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm a virgin and just wanted to take a peaceful nap. FML

#14316899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (8013)

On 12/23/2010 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37703) - you deserved it (2562)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

#14150271
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (8588)

On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: