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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About maarkblack : I like to drink beer!

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Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49078) - you deserved it (13361)

On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40718) - you deserved it (10452)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

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