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Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (3770)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (6658)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (16095) - you deserved it (2087)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23278) - you deserved it (3051)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (37538)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (20322) - you deserved it (8505)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

#15869233 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (21472) - you deserved it (1834)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (8476)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

#15811934 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (18128) - you deserved it (8047)

On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

#15805377 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (21176) - you deserved it (2539)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by inalotofpain (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (48653) - you deserved it (3082)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

#15787937 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (6425) - you deserved it (21513)

On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (15938)

On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (38936) - you deserved it (16106)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

#8122444 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (4468)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:12am - love - by purpledp12 - United States