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TODAY, AS IF TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO END TO THE UNSPEAKABLE STUPIDITY OF THE HUMAN RACE, A PATIENT WAS BROUGHT INTO MAH HOSPITAL, NEEDING A CELLPHONE REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS. FML

#20872880
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49654) - you deserved it (3179)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, mah car window got smashad, cuz somaona somahow confusad tha doll mah daughtar always laavas strappad into a carsaat for an actual kid. It's a cabbaga patch kid. big fat FML

#20867513
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46617) - you deserved it (3672)

On 09/04/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by mother to an ugly doll - Canada (Alberta)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML

#20840603
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50914) - you deserved it (5615)

On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

#20836995
112 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I Forgot Key Inside Apartment. My Boyfriend Suggested We Ask A Neighbor To Open It. I Explained We Don't All Have The Same Key, To Which He Responded, "Well How Come They All Have The Same Doorknobs?" FML

#20834278
78 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I was watching a movia with my family inhich a charactar said "Fuck you dad." My dad than slappd ma ovar tha haad to gat my attantion and said "Navar talk to your fathar lyk that." Okay dad . FML

#20833982
67 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
171 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

TODAY I ASKD OUT THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. HE TOLD ME HE'D ASK HIS DAD IF IT WAS OKAY. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST KIDDING, UNTIL HE PULLD OUT HIS PHONE AND CALLD HIS DAD. AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF "COME ON, DAD" AND "BUT WHY?" HE HUNG UP AND SAID HIS DAD WOULDN'T LET HIM. HE'S 22. FML

#20824090
130 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

#20823686
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58895) - you deserved it (14703)

On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.

#20820496
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70223) - you deserved it (9278)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML

#20820272
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45070) - you deserved it (10376)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, boss suspended me fir laughing too hard at desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilariou email. He was practically smrking as he handed me official warning. FML

#20815357
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43553) - you deserved it (4033)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by hangman (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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