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Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28131) - you deserved it (82514)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54149) - you deserved it (7475)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

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