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lysx84
  • Town/Country : Stirling, Scotland
  • Title : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About lysx84 : I try to see some good in everyone, this usually just involves ignoring bawbaggery of varying degrees. Everyone is an idiot at something, let's just get over it.

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Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (1409)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 KM away to get away from them. FML

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On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:19am - work - by jcedarholm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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