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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 September 1990 (23 years)
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Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/16/2009 at 12:04am

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Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40327) - you deserved it (16494)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my boyfriend told me that we would be living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up, ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42523) - you deserved it (7249)

On 07/28/2009 at 12:15am - intimacy - by saynotochrispine (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14316) - you deserved it (51907)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)



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