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Today, I started work as the head engineer 4 a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of mah team, in particular the envronmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her vrginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

2day mah sister got her car repossessd. In order to get it back, mah mom took $4,000.00 out of mah bank account promising she would pay it back within a few months. She lost her job. mega FML

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed fir shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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