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Today, I started work as the head engineer 4 a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of mah team, in particular the envronmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her vrginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML
Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML
Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed fir shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015