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Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (9854)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (9854)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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