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About lunarlace : I love baking, reading, drawing and crafting :3 People think I should go to art school, but I want to be a clinical psychologist :) I love punk, metal, emo, and screamo! I love ASD, 30STM, PTV, Chiodos, and Alesana!
People seem to think that I'm Puerto Rican or some type of Latina, but I'm black and white lol no latin blood in me at all...Puedo hablar Español un poco pero sólo que apprendé en escuela, entonces mi español no es muy bueno :)
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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
Friday 6 December 2013