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lunargh
  • Town/Country : Aberystwyth, Wales
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 914
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lunargh : I'm into science, the Beatles and Schadenfreude, I'm a recovering grammar Nazi and I would walk over hot coals for pumpkin ravioli. I eat a lot, I spend a lot of time thinking about etymology and I'm amazingly unsuited to my degree, but I enjoy being way out of my depth. It gives me something to aim for.

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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (10990)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5446) - you deserved it (41224)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (851)

I agree, your life sucks (233315) - you deserved it (20086)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

#473847 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (99607) - you deserved it (8813)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (543)

I agree, your life sucks (35964) - you deserved it (225424)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

#245374 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (57897) - you deserved it (17854)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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