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About lunargh : I'm into science, the Beatles and Schadenfreude, I'm a recovering grammar Nazi and I would walk over hot coals for pumpkin ravioli. I eat a lot, I spend a lot of time thinking about etymology and I'm amazingly unsuited to my degree, but I enjoy being way out of my depth. It gives me something to aim for.
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML
Friday 20 December 2013