Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

lunargh

Search for a member

lunargh
  • Town/Country : Aberystwyth, Wales
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1120
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lunargh : I'm into science, the Beatles and Schadenfreude, I'm a recovering grammar Nazi and I would walk over hot coals for pumpkin ravioli. I eat a lot, I spend a lot of time thinking about etymology and I'm amazingly unsuited to my degree, but I enjoy being way out of my depth. It gives me something to aim for.

lunargh's last visitors

DestinysChampioninfamous1212Travis1001drew1978FreezegfonzZebideefthislyfemissalice0306

lunargh's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of lunargh's badges

lunargh's favorite FMLs

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24107) - you deserved it (11434)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

#5894935
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5701) - you deserved it (42642)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
850 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276750) - you deserved it (23325)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

#473847
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106734) - you deserved it (9349)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41007) - you deserved it (247392)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

#245374
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59023) - you deserved it (18185)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by