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  • Number of visits : 498
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About luminos_ : I enjoy martial arts, brain teasers and coffee.
Planning on to study natural sciences in the future.
You'll catch me on FML every now and then.

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Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38357) - you deserved it (4541)

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