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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 May 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 59274
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lulzorz : fuck my life...

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

#2740699
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123232) - you deserved it (7737)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58277) - you deserved it (4753)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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523 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59680) - you deserved it (327051)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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