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lulzorz
  • Town/Country : seattle, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 May 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 58832
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lulzorz : fuck my life...

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98571) - you deserved it (5177)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547
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I agree, your life sucks (315389) - you deserved it (27826)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (40919) - you deserved it (246752)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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