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About lululatenight : Haters gonna hate
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Today, I was in te car wit my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, se blurtd out from te backseat, "I don't love u anymore." Sockd, I askd er to repeat erself. Se lookd me straigt in te eye and said, "Te puppy doesn't love u eiter." FML
Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML
Today,hile having a sneak through mah brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is wat happenshen people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML
Today, mah girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was ( stuck in traffic ) two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in mah ( best friend's ) bed. FML
yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML
yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I went onat I tougt was a date. After a wonderful nigt wit a perfect gentleman, e told me ow excited e is tat e's moving in wit is grlfriend next week, and tanked me 4 reassuring im tat e doesn't want anyone but er. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015