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  • Town/Country : Brentwood, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1983 (31 years)
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Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10513) - you deserved it (55905)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48439) - you deserved it (4532)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54975) - you deserved it (2946)

On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (102931) - you deserved it (5150)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42675) - you deserved it (24556)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40369) - you deserved it (9558)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML


I agree, your life sucks (101442) - you deserved it (16990)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (100966) - you deserved it (5655)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by rmb131 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39403) - you deserved it (8257)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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