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lulubelles's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by littleman / 04/06/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Work
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
by Jared / 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 11:47am / United States / Animals
by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed / 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by max / 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 6:55am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by lifesucksbigtimefuys / 12/04/2011 at 3:36am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
by BackAndForth / 10/18/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML
Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 2:04am / Canada / Love
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health