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lulu373
  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lulu373 : I love to draw, and you can check out my deviantart page with this link; http://lulu373.deviantart.com/ I am actually 11 but u have to be at least 13 to join but who really cares?

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49417) - you deserved it (598447)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095816) - you deserved it (108836)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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